*Me and my Mom at a restaurant eating dessert* Mom: My teeth

*Me and my Mom at a restaurant eating dessert*

Mom: My teeth hurt...

Me: Do you mean your dentures?

Mom: ...

Me: Did I just discover your deepest darkest secret?

Mom: No

Me: ...

Mom: My DEEPEST. DARKEST. SECRET. IS.................

Me: ...

Mom: I'M A MAN!!!

Me: *spits food everywhere and starts cracking up*

True story, my mom and i have hilarious convos