Me: Do you know why firetrucks are red? Stranger: No Me: Well,

Me: Do you know why firetrucks are red?

Stranger: No

Me: Well, Firetrucks have 4 wheels and 8 people.

Me: 4+8=12

Me: A ruler has 12 inches.

Me: Queen Elizabeth is was a ruler.

Me: There was a ship called Queen Elizabeth

Me: It sailed the seas and seas have fish.

Me: Fish have fins.

Me: People from Finland are called fins.

Me: Finland and Russians were in a war a long time ago.

Me: Russions are sometimes called red,

Me: And firetrucks are always russian around.