Cleverbot -true story.
User: Heeeyy.Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Do you know why firetrucks are red?Cleverbot: No, why are you here?
User: Well...firetrucks have 3 wheel, and carry 8 people.8 4=12...there are 12 inches in a ruler.Cleverbot: I will be nice from now on. I won't hurt you.
User: Queen
Elizabeth was a ruler...there was also a ship named after queen
Elizabeth. The ship sailed the seas, and seas have
fish.
Cleverbot: And.
User: Fish
have fins. People from Finland are also called fins...Finland and
Russia were at war long ago.
Cleverbot: What
are you, then?
User: The
Russians were red, and Firetrucks...........
Cleverbot: What
are these rituals?
User: Are
always RUSSIAN around! Hahaha (;.
Cleverbot: I
am Russia.
User: -_-
whaaaaaaatt?!?!
Cleverbot: True.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: So
why should I read you?
User: Why
shouldn't you, huh???
Cleverbot: Why
shouldn't I should?
User: Why
shouldn't you, should, shouldn't you?
BOOM!
Cleverbot: I
don't know who you are.
User: Ha,
I win...SUUUCKKKAAA!