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classmate's little brother/little boy cousin: i haven't

classmate's little brother/little boy cousin: i haven't seen you in forever! *hugs*

witty girls little brother/litter boy cousin: don't listen to him, your pretty. don't be sad. *shows affection some way*

my little boy cousin: YOU EVIL UGLY WITCH. I MUST DESTROY YOU. * runs at me with play sword*

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posted August 10, 2012 at 1:50am UTC tagged with funny

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& now we can't even complain that Hannah Montana is the new Lizzie Mcguire because... thats gone too.
BOREDDDD. so why not? Basics 1. Name: Mandy c: 2. Age: 16 3. Height: 5' 6 4. Date of Birth: 17 November. 5. Eye Color: Hazel. 6. Religion: Catholic. 7. Sexuality: Straight. Looks 8. Hair Color: Natural? Brown with those natural red and blonde highlights. yuck, i dont like it. 9. Eye Color: already asked...? 10. Weight: who asks a girl this? 11. Skin Tone: summer glow<3 12. Piercings/Tattoos: Ears. 13. Jewelry: Earings and Locket. 14. Build: Awkwardly in between skinny - curvy. Personality 15. Funny or Serious? Funny. 16. Hard working or lazy? At times, both. 17. Flirty or reserved? Flirty (; 18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? shy. 19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? caring. 20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? sporty/sciency. Have You Ever 21. Slapped someone in the face? They deserved it. 22. Lost touch with a good friend? Who hasn't? 23. Kissed someone for a dare? Yeah. 24. Drank alcohol? Nah. 25. Broke a bone? Never. 26. Got chickenpox? Yessir. 27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? Nope. 28. Stepped on a bug? Of course! 29. Rode a horse? Nope. 30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? ...... How Many 31. TVs are in your house? 5. 32. People have you kissed? .....pass. 33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? one. 34. Best friends do you have? 2. 35. PCs or laptops are in your house? eight. This or That? 36. Summer or Winter? fall...? 37. Strawberry or Banana? bananas!! 38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? ugh.no. 39. Eminem or Kanye West? Eminem<3 40. Vegetables or Fruits? Fruits. 41. Books or Movies? Books. 42. Hugs or Kisses? Depends. 43. Rock or Pop? Depends on my mood. Name The Last Person That... 44. Hugged you? Angi. 45. Kissed you? Chris. 46. Thanked you? Chase. 47. Flirted with you? i have no clue when someones flirting with me. 48. Insulted you? Angi. 49. Made you laugh? Angi 50. Made you cry? Chase. Lasts 51. Ate? Blueberries. 52. Drank? Water. 53. Texted to? Angi. 54. Word Spoke? OMG i was so scared. 55. Time cried? Tuesday. 56. Time laughed? Right now. Firsts 57. Best friend? Amber. 58. Crush? Matt. 59. Boyfriend? Matt. 60. Dog? Macy<3 61. Kiss? Matt. 62. Took steps? two months after one....i think Random 63. Do you own any brand shirts? Yeah. 64. What languages do you know? English, some spanish, about to learn latin. 65. Do you like to sing? Nah. 66. Are you competitive? Extermly. 67. What are you afraid of? lots of things. 68. Who do you miss? My best friend, Angi. 69. Are you a virgin? Yes 70. Do you like photography? love.

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