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why is it called after dark wehen tis realy after light why is

why is it called after dark wehen tis realy after light
why is it that our alarm clocks go off but really they are just coming on
why is called a building if its already buily
who gave the zit such a gross name?
i mean really who comes up with all theese things

just a radnom quote

its like 12:07 am so dont bug me about colors

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ChatterBoxx03253

posted March 8, 2009 at 12:08am UTC tagged with funny

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if you like me then you will LOVE my mom:] hahahaha omg inside thing but i still think its funny:] comment me rate it or hate it blah blah you know all the usual stuff
Your mamma jokes:] your mama is so fat that when she sings, its over your mama is so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund your mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car your mama is so dumb she steps down the staris and causes an earthquake your mama is so fat that wen she walks along the shore of the beach allt he whales pop out of the water singing "we are family" your mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out you mama is so stupid that when your fish died she told you it drowned your mama is so lazy that if she wrok from her own bed she would rather sleep on the floor you mama is so ugly that when she looked into the mirror her reflection screamed i quit! your mama is so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and wet her self your mama is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death your mama is so ugly your daddy can barley look at her (and thats saying something) your mama is so fat that when she sits down in the movie theatre she gets to sit next to everybody your mama is so fat that sky divers use her under pants as parachutes your mama is so ugly she could almost beat YOU in an ugly contest. (oh you just got poned) hahahahha okay theese are some your mama jokes ik they are supposed to be yo mama jokes but i didnt notive i had been writing your mama until i was half way though so yeah but its 12:19 and im very tired so if there are any spelling mistakes im sorry.

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