Funny Quote #6148003
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Mom: You need to take those headphones out of your ears and listen

Mom: You need to take those headphones out of your ears and listen to me and your dad. You're so disrespectful.
Me: Sorry. Sorry I'm not like most kids who drink and do drugs and smoke and sleep around. Sorry that I'm straight edge. Sorry that I'm obsessed with music and not any of those things that typical teenagers are doing.

True story, bro,