me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
mum: hey she came out of his hole
mum: it's like you live in a cave
mum: we haven't seen you in a while
mum: it's like you're a gnome or troll or
something
mum: you only leave to stock up on food
mum: oh and there she goes
mum: walking right past me with her food
mum: see you in a few days