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Pretending to die infront of your pet, to see what they would

Pretending to die infront of your pet,
to see what they would do...

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bunnylover43 1 decade ago

i did that in front of my cat and he was like wtf? and walked away....

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posted August 16, 2012 at 12:51pm UTC tagged with funny

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