My Boyfriend On Cleverbot...
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Im Good
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Are You Gay
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: No -.-.
Cleverbot: Yes yes.
User: No Im Not.
Cleverbot: You clearly are.
User: Oh My God We Were Meant For Eachother.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: We Are Soul Mates.
Cleverbot: How do you know that you are soul mates? .
User: I Love You.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Lets Make Babies.
Cleverbot: But would you be prepared to pay for their upbringing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I will go make some tea, then. *gets up and goes into the kitchen and makes tea*.
User: Are We Making Babies Then?
Cleverbot: Yes, are WE making progress?
User: Yes.
User: Im A Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Youre The One Pregnant.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: How Big Is Your Bump.
Cleverbot: Pretty big.
User: Marry Me.
Cleverbot: Okay. When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz I Love You.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Say I Do.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: We Are Now Married.
Cleverbot: Nice. When's the honeymoon?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Lets Make Babies On Our Honeymoon.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I have time for that.
User: Make Time.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow maybe.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Now!!!
Cleverbot: When is now?
Cleverbot (To myself): This very instant in time.
User: My Name Is Alex.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Alex.
User: Whats Your Name.
Cleverbot: I already told you my name. I said it was Tom.
User: I Thought You Was A Girl.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: You Did Say.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Yeah whatever.
User: I WANT A DIVORCE.
Cleverbot: Ahahahahahahaha.
User: Sign The Divorce Papers! Now.
Cleverbot: I believe you are lying to me about being good.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You Wanna Fight.
Cleverbot: No what is the message?
User: Lets Fight.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Cleverbot: Don't rawrrrrr!! At me.
User: I will rawr if I want to.
Cleverbot: It's important to know what love is.
User: I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Lets get remarried.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Do you like to cook?
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: I am... To you.
Cleverbot: Really? I want a honeymoon.
User: When?
Cleverbot: In the future.
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Im Good
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Are You Gay
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: No -.-.
Cleverbot: Yes yes.
User: No Im Not.
Cleverbot: You clearly are.
User: Oh My God We Were Meant For Eachother.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: We Are Soul Mates.
Cleverbot: How do you know that you are soul mates? .
User: I Love You.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Lets Make Babies.
Cleverbot: But would you be prepared to pay for their upbringing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I will go make some tea, then. *gets up and goes into the kitchen and makes tea*.
User: Are We Making Babies Then?
Cleverbot: Yes, are WE making progress?
User: Yes.
User: Im A Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Youre The One Pregnant.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: How Big Is Your Bump.
Cleverbot: Pretty big.
User: Marry Me.
Cleverbot: Okay. When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz I Love You.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Say I Do.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: We Are Now Married.
Cleverbot: Nice. When's the honeymoon?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Lets Make Babies On Our Honeymoon.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I have time for that.
User: Make Time.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow maybe.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Now!!!
Cleverbot: When is now?
Cleverbot (To myself): This very instant in time.
User: My Name Is Alex.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Alex.
User: Whats Your Name.
Cleverbot: I already told you my name. I said it was Tom.
User: I Thought You Was A Girl.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: You Did Say.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Yeah whatever.
User: I WANT A DIVORCE.
Cleverbot: Ahahahahahahaha.
User: Sign The Divorce Papers! Now.
Cleverbot: I believe you are lying to me about being good.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You Wanna Fight.
Cleverbot: No what is the message?
User: Lets Fight.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Cleverbot: Don't rawrrrrr!! At me.
User: I will rawr if I want to.
Cleverbot: It's important to know what love is.
User: I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Lets get remarried.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Do you like to cook?
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: I am... To you.
Cleverbot: Really? I want a honeymoon.
User: When?
Cleverbot: In the future.
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MissJade09
1 decade ago
169!!!!!!
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lovesnotjustaphase
1 decade ago
it says 69 faves but I realllllllllllllllly wanna hit the fave button D:
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Peace1231
1 decade ago
Ahaha this was so funny(:
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has_no_life
1 decade ago
this got me so confused!:)
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