Guy:
you're pretty and I like you
Me: this is a sick joke...
Guy: I'm serious...
Me: no you're not! what do you think I
am, stupid?? Who put you up to this..??
Guy: listen, I know you're not used to
guys liking you, but that's only because they are afraid.
Afraid to love someone like you; a smart, funny, caring, loving
and all-around amazing girl like YOU! So stop being so hard on
yourself and let someone in for once. It might surprise you how
happy you'll be...
Me:
Guy:
World:
The Pope:
Internet:
Ghosts:
Guy: Well.....
Me: You, my friend, are the second coming
of Jesus and should not be wasting your time on me *walks
away*
Guy: o.0 what the...
Mine, this didn't
actually happen but i thought it was
funny(: