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Yahoo! Answers Resolved Question My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm



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My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?

I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!


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Dafuq did I just read.

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82 Comments

laurenwilcox12 1 decade ago
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think i laughed a bit too much ahahah!
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Laura :)* 1 decade ago
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haha xD im dying XDD lol
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cloverchild 1 decade ago
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That is just....I can't even xD
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maddie12553 1 decade ago
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There are at least three WTF's in that paragraph
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PinkBalloon 1 decade ago
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Uhh.... quick poop on your crushes carpet? I don't think so.
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MuffinExplosion 1 decade ago
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dafuq? She took a crap on her crush carpet and she's 15?!
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jnh101 1 decade ago
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DAFUQ HA!!
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Shortie* 1 decade ago
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I love how it said a 'quick poop'. HAHAHAHAHA.
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tina889 1 decade ago
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only in today's generation ...
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jahan 1 decade ago
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HAHA! LOOL, the things people do! :DDDDD
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Just Desserts* 1 decade ago
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I cannot stop laughing!
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iLoveDrakexx 1 decade ago
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hahahah XD
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wowurcrazy 1 decade ago
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WHY!?! XD
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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted 1 decade ago
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It was under pregnancy....
o.O
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darastarring* 1 decade ago
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this world is crazy ;o
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StormWolf 1 decade ago
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Oh. My. God. xDD
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chillteenie 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHAHA. hey uhh, i was 1053rd like. pointing that out. love you byee!<3
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olivia* 1 decade ago
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wtf.
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blackhearts 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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sunnynicky 1 decade ago
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I went to the link below. Why is it under pregnancy .. ?
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posted August 23, 2012 at 4:28pm UTC tagged with funny

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