My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm
15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the
bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I
didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided
to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i
would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up
pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he
walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I
turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story
on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that
he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted
me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now
I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna
go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just
read.
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