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i have discovered a way to drown while still in a boat. so yesterday

i have discovered a way to drown while still in a boat. so yesterday i went to a big picnic for my dads compony. they had kyacking. on one side of the lake was a huge foutian. i decided to kyack underneath the foutain. another gilr about my age had the same idea. we were right next to each other, it was like our boats were attached. we were under the fountain, but we couldnt get out. we had to paddle to one side for our kyacks to turn and get out from under the fountain, that side was were our boats were attached. i couldnt see, the water was in my eyes, i could hardley breathe, the water was in my mouth and nose, the life gaurds had to come and pull us out. so not only did i nearly drown while still in my kyack, but in the prosess of pulling me out, the life gaurd accidently tipped my kyack over. that "fun family picnic", was not the least bit fun for me at that pointe.

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posted August 24, 2012 at 3:11pm UTC tagged with funny

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