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Johny and Marissa sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes

Johny and Marissa sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love,
then comes marriage,

then comes an abrupt, tragic miscariage.

Then comes blame,
then comes despair,

then comes damaged beyond repair...
Johny leaves Marissa and takes the tree
D-I-V-O-R-C-E


 
Saw it on facebook.. LOL

10 Comments

JNettles53 1 decade ago
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why would you say lol? your lol disgusts me
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StarsareRachelBerry 1 decade ago
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this would be a beautiful, tragic story if someone wrote it
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phee* 1 decade ago
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Great thing to joke about things like that. I was scarred by my parents' divorce only a few months ago. I was getting through it, stopped crying every night, but this, this is just sick. The fact that love dies does NOT need to be joked about.
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CarryOnxxx 1 decade ago
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twistedpink94 - I really didn't mean to offend you or anything... I just saw it fron Cyanide and Happiness, then it was reposted on fb where i saw it again... I really am sorry. I don't just care about faves.. :/
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DarylJr114 1 decade ago
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vv I'm very sorry. But it's just something from Cyanide and Happiness. It probably wasn't meant to be offensive.
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twistedpink94 1 decade ago
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My mother recently lsot a child to miscarriage. Aftyer 7 months. After buying a crib, painting a bedroom, picking out clothes, laughing and crying with joy at hearing his first heartbeat and first kicks and going through baby name books. She has been depressed for months, and our family life has been torn apart. But you care more about all of your faves than a baby's life. So have a good day.
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luvsoccer97 1 decade ago
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funny thing is my name's marissa :'D
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Queen_Swag 1 decade ago
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hahaha thats funny :0
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_g0ldenkiid* 1 decade ago
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How is that 'lol'?
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Pegasister18 1 decade ago
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Cyanide and Happiness...
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CarryOnxxx

posted August 26, 2012 at 3:20pm UTC tagged with funny

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