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Me: Can I go to the bathroom please? My (Male) Teacher: No it
Me: Can I go to the bathroom please?
My (Male) Teacher: No it can wait.
Me: But I NEED to go to the bathroom!
Him: No! Now sit down!
Me: DO YOU WANT ME TO BLEED ON YOUR SEAT?!
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posted August 27, 2012 at 9:29pm UTC tagged with
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wow why did i never realize a moustache is just a mouthbrow or that eyebrows are just eyestaches