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Normal People:*cooly dances like it's nothing* Me:*dances

Normal People:*cooly dances like it's nothing*
Me:*dances like I'm constipated*

Normal People:Hey my name is Catherine,but you can call me Cat, rine,Cathy, or Cate.
Me:Hey I'm Vanessa, but you can call me Vanessa.

Normal People:*cooly chews gum silently with mouth fully closed*
Me:*chews gum as if I have something stuck in my teeth*

Normal People:This weekend I hung out with my friends, had a sleepover Hwith them, and had so much fun!!
Me:This weekend I went on the computer by myself.

Normal People:Eww. Tomorrow's Picture Day. :(
Me:Yes! Picture day is tomorrow!!

Normal People:Have you heard that new song called "Both of Us", by B.O.B and Taylor Swift?
Me:*3 months later* Have you heard that new song called "Both of Us", by B.O.B and Taylor Swift?

Normal People:Hey how's it going?
Me:Howdy everybody!

Normal People:*walks normally*
Me:*trips and knocks down trashcan*

I'm Not NORMAL.......

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6 Comments

JirachiGirl 1 decade ago
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*trips and falls into trashcan*
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RandomQuoter777 1 decade ago
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no one is! :D
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epicness 1 decade ago
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normal is boring
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valentino97 1 decade ago
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no one's normal... that's what makes life fun and exciting :)
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Harley91594 1 decade ago
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I walk into classroom ans wave with both hands while saying "Hello everyone!" or "Hello humans!" and everyone looks at me funny.
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Sunny1703 1 decade ago
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Omg my name's Cate :3
Sorry it's just not a very common name (at least where I live)
:3
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posted August 27, 2012 at 9:45pm UTC tagged with funny

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