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\Honesty Top Moment: To be a cop and give yourself a ticket for

\Honesty Top Moment:

To be a cop and give yourself a ticket for

passing a red light is just honest.

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Cinnie_101 1 decade ago

that is funny

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posted August 29, 2012 at 12:12am UTC tagged with funny

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