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News in America: cannibal eats man's face News in America:

News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
News in Canada: body parts mailed to government
News in America: woman kills and eats 3 week old son
News in Britain: our butterfly population is still declining

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Chloe149 1 decade ago
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Wait a moment there, SOMEONE SAVE THOSE BUTTERFLIES!!!
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iLoveDrakexx 1 decade ago
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Hahaha so true!
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pau96 1 decade ago
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and thats not even a new hahaha thats lighter
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pau96 1 decade ago
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Well, MEXICOS NEWS: 3 girls in a bar, then police found them murdered 2 days later.
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subtlysam 1 decade ago
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i live in Britain, but i have lived in US... this is so true.
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RibbonsAndLace 1 decade ago
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Haha! I love this, only because it is so true, and I'm saying this from a Brit's perspective. XD
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lovestardoll423 1 decade ago
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Vv see Canada is nasty too
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ShannyTheDreamerrr 1 decade ago
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haha I'm Canadian, and not only were body parts mailed to goverment, also there were a woman's body parts found in a park and all over the area ... feet, hands all cut up and left everywhere
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lovestardoll423 1 decade ago
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Our country does suck though so I don't see why your all complaining.
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EmilyHorse 1 decade ago
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nah, thats pretty true, our last story was that the bee population was dying out!;p
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BriBri27 1 decade ago
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We look crazy to ithet countries lol
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Xx_AbiMusic_xX 1 decade ago
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the British are just rebels you know
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JirachiGirl 1 decade ago
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It seems no one understood my dry sense of humor. Pity.
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lovestardoll423 1 decade ago
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This quote is jocked tho.
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Shainaluvturtles 1 decade ago
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everyone stop being stuck up and take a joke.
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kenken526 1 decade ago
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Hahaha us Americans are boss.
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Onism* 1 decade ago
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Poor butterflies ;(
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GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3 1 decade ago
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Ha most of you need to CALM DOWN. It's a joke on America. Laugh because you don't live here. Ha ha hahahah its FUNNY. It's a joke not a d/ck, stop taking it so hard.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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wtf the news in Britain is not like that!
You should see the British news? There's tons of murder stories and crazy stuff on there too!
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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We must look crazy to other countries...
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posted August 29, 2012 at 8:25pm UTC tagged with funny

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