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YOU'RE 15... YOU SHOULD BE FEELING BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR TUMMY,

YOU'RE 15...

YOU SHOULD BE FEELING BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR TUMMY,

NOT A BABY KICKING.

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Katyax96 1 decade ago

TRUE

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Alaska Young* 1 decade ago

Omg how'd you know I was prego?!?!!

Jk

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posted August 31, 2012 at 11:08pm UTC tagged with funny

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