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Friend: Heey wanna hang with me today? Me: Sorry I can't...

Friend: Heey wanna hang with me today?

 

Me: Sorry I can't... I'm at the mall with my new boyfriend(; <3 He's superr hott(: 


 

Friend: Really? That's just lovely. Now the truth..?

 

Me: I'm stalking the hot guy that works at the mall... He just called security...

 


Friend: Thats what I thought...

 


 

nmq/nmf

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summer_girlxo

posted September 1, 2012 at 12:11am UTC tagged with funny

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