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Me trying to flirt with a guy: Me: hey, um feel my shirt....
Me trying to flirt with a guy:
Me: hey, um feel my shirt....
Guy: *feels shirt*
Me: it's girlfriend material
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:*walks away shamefully*
nmf
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posted September 2, 2012 at 5:15pm UTC tagged with
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That akward moment when Tom Daley is happier then the Chinese who got silver and he got bronze.
*scrolling through Top Quotes on Witty* *faves a bunch of quotes* *Realizes the quotes you just faved were all by the same person* Me: "OMG, they prob thought I stalked their page!" *unfave, unfave, unfave*