Me: I think my blister is infected! Dad: Then cut off your foot.

Me: I think my blister is infected!
Dad: Then cut off your foot.
Me: Okay! I hope it grows back in about two years.
Dad: ???
Me: Okay ten years!
Lauren: It can grow back if you're an octopus.
Dad: Ya! Tell me when you're an octopus. So... what do you want on your-
Me: Um... I think I just turned into an octopus?!


TRUE STORY