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I went into the kitchen to get a glass of water. My brother came

I went into the kitchen to get a glass of water.

My brother came in there and cornered me in the counter.

I tried to kick him in the nuts, but he caught my leg and held it in the air.

I held my hands on the counter and used my other leg to kick him.

I'm a freakin' ninja.

 

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posted September 4, 2012 at 12:02am UTC tagged with funny

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