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Me at my aunt's house with my cousins and cousins' friends

*Me at my aunt's house with my cousins and cousins' friends*

My aunt: "Hey Jerry"(Cousins' friend), "do you want some salad?"

Jerry: "No thanks, I'm tryin to cut back."

lol, true story

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posted September 5, 2012 at 8:02pm UTC tagged with funny

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