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How I cross a street: I don’t look both ways, I just walk.

How I cross a street:
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”

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grownsimba 1 decade ago
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no, that's not how it works.
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lillan122 1 decade ago
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btch!
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posted September 6, 2012 at 11:59am UTC tagged with funny

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