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“you’re here to learn” I’m here because

“you’re here to learn”
I’m here because it’s the freaking law

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posted September 11, 2012 at 8:31am UTC tagged with funny

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Okay, things to do on a beach to creep people out: 1. Stare at them. 2. Stare at them without blinking. 3. Look at them for as long as you can, then make sure they are looking, and pretend to be fascinated and write things down. 4. Ask them how they have been. 5. "Have I seen you somewhere? Oh yeah! Red Tube!" 6. "Um, did you recently post pictures of yourself naked?" 7. "Oh, I follow you on tumblr!" 8. Throw rocks at them. 9. Come really close to them and say-"Oh, I like the way you smell!" 10. Take off your shirt and run into the water, yelling-"Feminism!" 11. Move to sit really close to them, and pretend to talk on the phone. Be like-"Oh, there's a hunk of hotness sitting next to me." Even if you are sitting next to an old lady or men. 12. If someone is going into the water, run after them. 13. Or simply, show them your scars.
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