Friends: Wanna come over sometime? Best friends: K so you haven't

Friends: Wanna come over sometime?
Best friends: K so you haven't been to our house in like, a month. WTF.

Friends: Oh, you're hungry? Me too, I'll make us something.
Best friends: Oh, you're hungry? Well, then, get food, dumb@ss, you know where it is.

Friends: Waves when you see them in cafeteria
Best friends: Jumps you while you're waiting in the lunch line, scaring the sh*t out of you.

Friends: Want some of this food? I don't want it.
Best friends: I have turkey, I don't want it. Here *throws at face*

Friends: *Has normal conversation*
Best friends: *Has legitimate conversation about something using nothing but 'Nyeh" and gesturing

Friends: Remember that time when we went to the park? That was fun.
Best friends: Remember when you were drinking a shake and walked into a pole? That was funny.