id write, "sure. all you have to do, is take all the critisizim, smash it into fairy dust, sprinkle the dust all over a field, watch it evolve into your own little world, and ride a unicorn into the sunset. now thats happiness. but since its in your own little world, i wouldnt count that as earth. so just write no.

just say no because once you get what you think will make you happy you will want something better. therefore you will never be truly happy for very long

simple... just write "One Direction."