What is
the past tense of sh/t?
My Friend: Hey, what's the past tense for sh/t?
Me: Er, I dunno. Sh/tted?
My Friend: I thought it was shat...
Me: Shat? That's a funny word...
My Friend: HEY OVER THERE, WHAT'S THE PAST TENSE FOR SH/T?
Me: You're gonna get us in trouble!
Other girl: Let's look it up in the dictionary *pulls it off bookshelf*
My Friend: AHAHAHA IT ACTUALLY SAYS SHAT!
Me: *Reads out loud* Shat. Noun. Past tense of sh/t.
Me:
My Friend:
Other Girl:
Random Guy:
One Direction:
The President:
United States:
England:
World:
Earth:
The Solar System:
The Universe:
All of us: *Laughs obnoxiously loudly, and librarian gives us a warning*
Me: Ha ha. Shat. *looks at my friend*
My Friend: *looks back at me*
The two of us: *laugh again, and get a second warning*
'My Friend' is http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
My Friend: Hey, what's the past tense for sh/t?
Me: Er, I dunno. Sh/tted?
My Friend: I thought it was shat...
Me: Shat? That's a funny word...
My Friend: HEY OVER THERE, WHAT'S THE PAST TENSE FOR SH/T?
Me: You're gonna get us in trouble!
Other girl: Let's look it up in the dictionary *pulls it off bookshelf*
My Friend: AHAHAHA IT ACTUALLY SAYS SHAT!
Me: *Reads out loud* Shat. Noun. Past tense of sh/t.
Me:
My Friend:
Other Girl:
Random Guy:
One Direction:
The President:
United States:
England:
World:
Earth:
The Solar System:
The Universe:
All of us: *Laughs obnoxiously loudly, and librarian gives us a warning*
Me: Ha ha. Shat. *looks at my friend*
My Friend: *looks back at me*
The two of us: *laugh again, and get a second warning*
'My Friend' is http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
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