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texting my dad him: "What's taking so long!?"

*texting my dad*

him: "What's taking so long!?"
me: "MY MOMS MAKING ME CLEAN IM SORRY BRO"
him: "Okay sister!"

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posted September 14, 2012 at 9:50pm UTC tagged with story

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