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posted September 15, 2012 at 10:06pm UTC tagged with funny

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17 Again ! First, I'm going to call your father. *everyone laughs* You know Stan, I feel sorry for you. (you don't know me) Oh, but I do. All too well. You're the man, captain of the basketball team, dates the pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan prey's on the weak simply because he's a d i c k. No, no Stan here, is more complex then that, see, according to leading Psychiartists, Stan's a bully for one of three reasons. One, underneath, all of that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl just baging on the closer door trying to get out. Two, like a caveman, Stan's brain is .. underdeveloped. Therefore; Stan is not able to use self-contril and so he acts out aggressively. And the third reason, Stan has a small wiener. not my format.
So yesterday during lunch; My best guy friend was telling me about how his grades just kept going down. So I owned up to him about not eating for the past 4 days. He looked at me in the eyes & said 'if you eat this chesse burger I will bring up my grades as much as I can.' At first I was in denial about eating the chesse burger. But I ate it anyway. Today during 9th period we have english together. He pulled out his algebra test from yesterday. He got a 100%. I'm so proud of him<3 I love you so much Robert ^.^

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