-_-
Friend: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never
let you go, keep you on my arm girl you'd never be
alone....
Me: Shut up.
Friend: ....
Me (when I get home from school): I would be a
gentlemen anything you want, if I was your boyfriend.
Mum: Shut up.
Me: ...
Mum (ironing): Swag, swag, swag.
Dad: Shut up.
Mum: ....
Dad (shaving): I'd like to be everything you
want...
Brother: Shut up.
Dad:...
Brother (peeing): Hey girl! Let me talk to
you.
Cat: OHMG.
Boyfriend- Justin Bieber
Beware. It's contatgious.