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Fav this if... -you check your phone for no reason, because you



Fav this if...

-you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
-you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
-you always hear your name, when it’s not being called.
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you pretend you’re writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you sit in your towel after a
shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the
lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, and then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the
microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the
fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.



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posted September 18, 2012 at 6:50pm UTC tagged with funny

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