We have to fill out little charts when we are assigned textbooks

my friend just did that to my text book... lol

hahaha oomg there's a book that was in my social studies class last year and there were a bunch of these... there were
Issued Tom Riddle --> returned Voldemort
Miley Cyrus --> Hannah Montana
Elton John: Straight --> Gay
etc. ahahahha. thought they were so funny. The Michael Jackson one was first though d:

His first name is spelled wrong..

haha omg exactly the same at my school. this is in my math book and my social studies book hahahaha

Well at my school, the books say:

Issued to: Tom Riddle
Issued: Human
Returned: Horcrux
yeah, me school is awesome.

Aaawww we have to fill charts too!!! :')

Omfg, this is in my social studies and language textbook in school 'o' so I wrote:

Issued to: Madonna
Issued: Normal
Returned: in a stable mental phacility for human monsters

this is in practically all the books at my old school... :3

Sorry, it's just that I've seen this type of quote a lot on Tumblr. :P
I know you weren't trying to offend anyone, I'm just saying, I (keyword: I) don't find it very funny considering he had a disease, and I'm not saying you find it funny because he had a disease, either.

now thats clever

i didnt make this up. it really was on the inside of the book. i didn't find the aspect of micheal jackson having a skin disease to be funny, but found it funny that someone would actually write that on a school book. :) im sorry if i insulted anyone

I don't THINk this is yours.
But it could've happen.(:
Though I don't find it funny considering he had a disease.