Funny Quote #6273455
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Me at school: Me: *walks through hallways to get to class* Me:

Me at school:

Me: *walks through hallways to get to class*
Me:
'Scuse me.
Me: Pardon me.
Me: MOVE B/TCH! GET OUT THA WAY! GET OUT THE WAY. B/TCH GET OUT THE WAY!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Ugh, this class again.
Me: *sits down*

Teacher: *Talks about some sh/t I'm not paying attention to*

Me:
Blah blah blabbity blah, who cares
Me: I wonder what some street cat is doing right now
Me: I bet it's acting like a street cat.
Me: Meow, street cat..
Me: You will be rescued one day
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Stares at popular girl*
Me:
Nice tan
Me: Because looking like a carrot with a load of pink blush is totally awesome
Me:
Me:
Me: *looks at him*
Me:
Awwww, he's so cute
Me: I wish I had him
Me: But Carrot b/tch is always all over him
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
UGHHHH LOVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Me:
Me:
OUR BABIES WILL LOOK LIKE ANGELS!
Me: YOUR BABIES WITH MISS CARROT WILL LOOK LIKE MENTALLY UNSTABLE TANGERINES
Me:
Me:

Person: *Cracks knuckles*

Me:
Dayum, now I have to crack my knuckles
Me: But I don't want it to seem like I'm copying them or something...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
F/ck it.
Me: *Cracks knuckles*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
OOPS I DID IT A-GAIN
Me: I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART
Me: GOT LOST IN THE GAME
Me: OH BABY BABY..

Teacher: *Calls my name*
Teacher:
Do you know the answer to that?

Me: Uh. What?

11 Comments

Raylean 1 decade ago
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This is awesome.
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ladybug15 1 decade ago
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Cracking knuckles.....EVERY TIME
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roseth0rn 1 decade ago
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Oops I Did It Again!
The jedward version is better.
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skrewing* 1 decade ago
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omg... STREET CATS... MENTALLY UNSTABLE TANGERINES. X'DDDDD OMG. MADE MY LIFE.
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MirrorMirror 1 decade ago
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lol ikr and then im like wait..i didnt raiise my hand..
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.joyriding.* 1 decade ago
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MENTALLY UNSTABLE TANGERINES. lol
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yuzermali 1 decade ago
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ahah, this just made my life. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO AWESOME!
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ghost town girl* 1 decade ago
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That is so mean.
to the carrots.
lol
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tnutty 1 decade ago
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Describes my life ;)
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crazyMCRfangirl 1 decade ago
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XD I love the carrot b/tch thing
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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LLOOOOOOOOOOOOL
'the carrot bxtch'
ROFL
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LacedRibbon

posted September 21, 2012 at 5:10pm UTC tagged with funny

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