romeo:
hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party
that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were
pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny
called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got
bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the
night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying
love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like
two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me
maybe.