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Me watching friends.. Creepy zoo guy: Im sorry marcel has passed

Me watching friends..
Creepy zoo guy: Im sorry marcel has passed on
Me: Marcel whos Marcel?
Ross: oh my gosh what happened?
Me: uhh marcel died, whos marcel again?
Creepy zoo guy: He got sick
Me: Ok so marcel got sick
Creepy zoo guy: Then he got sicker
Me: awwwww :(
Creepy zoo guy: Then he got better
Me: YAY!
Creepy zoo guy: Then he died
Me: Awww wait whos Marcel?

Still watching friends
Other creepy zoo guy: Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes
Me: Crrrreeeeeeeepppppyy
Ross: Sorry i dont like men but here are some zoo coins
Me: I need food
Other creepy zoo guy: Nooo its about your monkey.... he's alive
Dun Dun Dun!
Me: What monkey?

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posted September 23, 2012 at 11:55pm UTC tagged with funny

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