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Me: Need to Restart Working Out Me: Maybe some crunches will


 

Me: Need to Restart Working Out

Me: Maybe some crunches will do

*Lays down*

Me; Oh... the ground is too hard....

*Lays down blanket

Me: Alrighty now... time to workout out

*Does one crunch*

Me: Yawn.... the blanket is so soft, just like a cloud ( ̄ー ̄)

*Does another crunch*

Me: Clouds remind me of milk... I like milk, it makes me sleepy

*Does a thir crunch*

Me: Wow, this is exhausting... maybe if I just lay down a little, I can store my energy

*Falls Asleep*

Two Hours Later

Me: Where am I?

Me: Oh... must have been doing alot of crunches that I collasped from exhaustion. Good job me!
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Me: G.T.L. YEAH BUDDY!!!!!!!


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posted September 24, 2012 at 8:31pm UTC tagged with funny

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