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"Hi. I'm Austin & I'm 11 years old I'n taken

"Hi. I'm Austin & I'm 11 years old
I'n taken by my gffff Amanda.
9.24.12 shes my everything<3333
but I still flirt with all the girls in my clas. shhh ;)
I go to parties every satarday .
but party at church on sunday!
I luvv jesus but I think I might be atheist.
I'm bisexual but I'd never touch a boy.
I'm prolife but my gurlfriend is pregnant.
She's having an abortion."


...... What did I just read?

 

56 Comments

[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Whats his profile name? i must see this for myself :o
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chickittylover 1 decade ago
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omg
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myahkeller10 1 decade ago
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this is so fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO 11 YEAR OLDS ARE LIKE THIS :(
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xkeepshiningx 1 decade ago
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HEY 9/24 IS MY BIRTHDAY WOO
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24601* 1 decade ago
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OOOHH GOSH!!!!!!

Ok i never ever EVER want to be like austin.
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lovesnotjustaphase 1 decade ago
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a) I forgot he said he was 11 so I was like 'Well that's nice' and then I read the abortion.
b) when I read the abortion, I went ALLLL the way back to his age. My face was like wtf...
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pandabear33 1 decade ago
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it looks like it says im taken by my grandma lolol
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fuhreckles88 1 decade ago
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omfg right?? I thought it said Im "taken by my grandma"
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MoonLitWolf 1 decade ago
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I've seen the screenshot this is from and the kid is actually 12 and the girl is 15 o_o and yes, to everyone asking, IT'S REAL.
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Delicate* 1 decade ago
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oh my god, I must see this screenshot
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MoonLitWolf 1 decade ago
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I have no idea where I saw it, but I know it's been around on several different sites. (I think I saw it on funnyjunk.com) if I see it again I'll show you. Then again the thing the screenshot was taken of might have been fake to start with :P I'm really hoping it was
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Onism* 1 decade ago
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hahaha :P
at first i was like, is this another boy trying to get attention?
But then i read the rest of it 0.0
confused little boy.
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TheGirlWhoLived 1 decade ago
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lol i thought that said 'i'm taken by my grandma' omg
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IHateHowMuchILoveYou 1 decade ago
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whatthe f/ck???
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Bananabrains316 1 decade ago
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I luvv Jesus but I might be an atheist. Lol I'm dying
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RingoStar 1 decade ago
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so, did you find this somewhere, or did you make this up, cuz either way, it's sad and wrong.
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animallovers46 1 decade ago
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Hahaha
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pervey_sage_girl 1 decade ago
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Just cos your a guy, dosent mean that ill fav or follow you
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lovestardoll423 1 decade ago
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Oh ok
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breezy_mac 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA IM BISEXUAL BUT ID NEVER TOUCH A BOY BAHAHHAHAHA FUNNY SHIZZZZ
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yay4yana 1 decade ago
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Omg lol... Wow
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ChikinNewdleMallerzz 1 decade ago
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What a confused little boyy...lol.
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posted September 25, 2012 at 4:35pm UTC tagged with funny

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