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"OMG, i got something hilarious to tell you...well first,
"OMG,
i got
something hilarious
to tell you...well first,
HAHAHHAAHHAAH
ok i'm calm
- HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH"
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JusttSmilee
1 decade ago
All the time!!!
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MaddyWaddy
1 decade ago
All the time
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Kizzie29
1 decade ago
Omd story of my life.
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mynamemypass
1 decade ago
hahah sweet :D
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[deleted]
1 decade ago
story . of . my . life .
i people off because i laugh for 4754367895 minutes before finishing the story.
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mynamemypass
1 decade ago
yes xxCaliLizxx explains it very well
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Tristen55
1 decade ago
i dont get it please tell me
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xxCaliLizxx
1 decade ago
its like you walk up to ur friend aand try to tell her something funny but its so funny that you cant stop laughing
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Tristen55
1 decade ago
oh ok sorry ui get it now lol im stoopid
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xxCaliLizxx
1 decade ago
hehe lol ur welcome :)
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i people off because i laugh for 4754367895 minutes before finishing the story.