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I was so bored today that... I actually read the whole entire
I was so bored today that...
I actually read the whole entire 55
page terms & conditions for ITunes.
Dont. Ever. Do. It.
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JuliaMarie223
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posted October 5, 2012 at 4:26pm UTC tagged with
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Right now; I have egg whites on my face, which is burning like hell. I got strawberries mixed with baking soda on my teeth. It tastes like sh/t. I have mayonnaise in my hair. It smells disgusting and is making me gag. Oh the things we do to be pretty.
S(he) Be(wantedasandwhich)lieved Love sucks, doesn't it.? </3