To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married,

a piece of Bibilical advice: "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you wear waiting on your Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-Az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.