Advice Quote #6327712
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Why does the world Have to be about boyfriends and girlfriends?





Why does the worl



Have to be about boyfriends and girlfriends? It should

be about bacon. Because bacon is wonderful and can

bring world peace.







 

nmf

49 Comments

No* 1 decade ago
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what about poor piggys??
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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They die? But not all of them. Cuz who doesn't love a good, cute, living pig!
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No* 1 decade ago
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i think the world should be about witty :)
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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Haha, well if you wanna spread the word...be my guest. :)
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Wittygurl_4ever 1 decade ago
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I agree 100%. Life would be easier that way.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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why doesnt every one live by this philosophy?
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lilmisslittle 1 decade ago
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WELL
I CAN'T HAVE BACON
OR A BOYFRIEND
SO
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smarterthanthou 1 decade ago
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Why can't you have bacon ?
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lilmisslittle 1 decade ago
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I'm a Muslim, so we're not supposed to eat pig because we consider them to be dirty animals.
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Hallow 1 decade ago
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I'm vegetarian:c
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1DWriters 1 decade ago
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I think i love you...i would say "marry me" but...according to your quote...BACON IS BETTER! :)
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xHello 1 decade ago
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It's not about that, just to you youngin's that's what it's about. Because that's all you guys are worried about right now in life. Lawls.
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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Lol, I know that. I couldn't care less about getting a boyfriend...
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9yeres 1 decade ago
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Not if you're vegitarion
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Ethanol 1 decade ago
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i don't like bacon ... :p
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Best. Freaking. Quote. EVER.<3
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EmilyLuvsYa 1 decade ago
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AMEN SISTA!!
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Pia 1 decade ago
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Um... I don't eat bacon...
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ChubbyMushrooms 1 decade ago
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Unless your religion says you can't eat bacon :/
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skrewing* 1 decade ago
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.... Y U NO PRESIDENT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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hahaha, YA!
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.joyriding.* 1 decade ago
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Ditto bellow.
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Gabzers123 1 decade ago
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Unless you're a pig....
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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If I was a pig, I'd still eat bacon...xD
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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I like you.
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Gabzers123 1 decade ago
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Just made my day :D bacon really does have a great influence on people
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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Are you a pig?
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Gabzers123 1 decade ago
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I am actually an alpaca :)
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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Haha! :) Have fun with that.
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Gabzers123 1 decade ago
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Ahahahahaha
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Delicate* 1 decade ago
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No. I'm a cow. Moo.
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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Dude, that's totally my line. :)
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Delicate* 1 decade ago
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Oh my gosh. We must be cow-twins.
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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YES! I'm so excited!
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Delicate* 1 decade ago
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I love you my long lost cow twin! :P Wait... Is it canabalistic if I eat hamburgers then?
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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*shrug*
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justmyself 1 decade ago
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Awkward moment when I don't like the taste of bacon D:
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Miluiel* 1 decade ago
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How about gummy bears?
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justmyself 1 decade ago
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yes <3
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vieragurl 1 decade ago
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Finally someone gets it!!!!!!!!! I mean come on whats wrong with bacon?? Nothing!!!! that's right so heres me forever alone and eating mother fudging bacon for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mrsleohoward 1 decade ago
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not for vegetarians like me.
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justmmia 1 decade ago
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no, it involves killing
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Miluiel*

posted October 11, 2012 at 3:40pm UTC tagged with advice

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