Men
are from Mars
Woman are from Venus...
A man will pay $1 for a $2 item he needs.
A woman will pay $2 for a $1 item she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries until he gets a wife.
Men wake up looking the same as they went to sleep.
Woman somehow mutate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change ... but
she does