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mom: honey can you start dinner? dad: why can't you? mom:

mom: honey can you start dinner?
dad: why can't you?
mom: I'm 7 months pregnate, i worked all day, and i had to take the dog to the vet.
dad: ....so?
mom:
dad:
mom:
dad:
mom:
dad:
mom:

dad: you know what, you're such an amazing wife, would you like lobster?

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Blaze__ 9 years ago
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posted October 13, 2012 at 1:53pm UTC tagged with funny

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