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Hi. I'm a girl. I wish I had longer hair. I wish I had blonde



Hi. I'm a girl.
I wish I had longer hair. I wish I had blonde hair and blue eyes. I wish I didn't have a period. I wish I was so thin that I have a gap in between my legs. I wish I had perfect clothes like other girls. I wish I could have the perfect tan. I wish I was popular. I wish that he would like me. I wish that I had bigger boobs. I wish I had nice nails. I wish I wore a size 6 (in shoes). I wish I had a perfect, thin nose. I wish I actually had a life. A ton of friends. The perfect boyfriend. I wish I had money. I wish I was perfect. I wish my life would be perfect... but I know it never will be.

 


'Sup. I'm a boy.
I want great hair b/tches drool over, a six pack, and a sandwhich. Bye.


 

20 Comments

Endi13 1 decade ago
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Hi, I'm a girl, I have blonde hair and blue eyes, I'm skinny and have the gap. I'm what you described minus boyfriend and he doesn't like me, and I don't have big breasts... And I still have a period.. You don't want to be like me. You don't want to be the way you described. You want to be YOU. Don't think "Oh she must be perfect then. I hate her." because I have problems too. Looking a certain way will not change your life drastically. If you're like me you won't have the PERFECT life you still have problems. Your looks don't matter as much as you think. I know that wasn't the point of this quote, but I needed to say that.
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LacedRibbon 1 decade ago
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...
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KellyIsKool 1 decade ago
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this. >
omg.
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lilmisslittle 1 decade ago
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YOU SHOULD WANT LUSCIOUS LONG FLOWING BLACK HAIR LIKE MINE
~HAIR FLIP~
I'M LIKE POCAHONTAS BUT MY HAIR IS TOO HEAVY TO BLOW IN THE WIND
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LacedRibbon 1 decade ago
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LMFAO. #Dead
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Mafinha 1 decade ago
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Hi. I'm a girl.
I wouldn't change anything about myself, I'm happy with what I have and I believe this quote is the most stereotypical thing I have ever seen. Bye.
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RayleaBoo 1 decade ago
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The "Hi I'm a Girl" part is so true.
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CandyCool 1 decade ago
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Boys have more than us girls see cuz they know how to hide them really well... :/
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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long hair looks ungrromed and ugly sometimes
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_connor_ 1 decade ago
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that is NOT true... for most boys atleast
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HeidioPHD 1 decade ago
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Sorry if this rains on your parade but the "Hi I'm a Girl" part is kind of like what wanted from the Arians...
have a nice day
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I* 1 decade ago
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Go f/ck a turtle.Don't like the post? Scroll past it,easy as that -_-
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HeidioPHD 1 decade ago
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Well I just f/cked your mom, so close enough
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I* 1 decade ago
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Well guess f/ucking what? I don't annoy people with their stupid logic
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LacedRibbon 1 decade ago
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Because I said blonde hair and blue eyes? LOL. Please take that logic somewhere else.
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HeidioPHD 1 decade ago
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not only the blonde hair and blue eyes but okay
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lol_lizzy 1 decade ago
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so true!!
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envious* 1 decade ago
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being a boy is easier -.-
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Kailey♥* 1 decade ago
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agreed.
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LacedRibbon 1 decade ago
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Lol Ikr.
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LacedRibbon

posted October 15, 2012 at 8:59pm UTC tagged with funny

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