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I want you more than Carly Rae Jepsen wants you to call her.

I want you
more than Carly Rae Jepsen
wants you to call her.
Maybe.

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posted October 17, 2012 at 10:20am UTC tagged with funny

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Dear Neighbor, Unfortunately we have not had the pleasure of meeting each other yet. However, we can hear everything you do. so basically it's like we already know you. And what we've concluded is: -someone just bought a pogo stick !!! -2012 Double Dutch Champs! Congrats! -Just got casted in STOMP! -You own your very own Wak-A-Mole! Lucky -Super clumsy, dropping things all the time. -Super hot, having s.ex all the time. -You're housing a mini pony. Jealous! -traing to win gold in gymnastics. GO USA! seriously though.. not trying to be a pest or super annoying... but oh my gosh what are you doing up there?! and if you do by chance have a mini pony, i would like to meet it. sincerely, your neighbors P.S. If secretly you're spiderman and are practicing your spidey skills... please disregard this not and keep up the good work.

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