How I got out of doing the dishes
My mom:
Do the dishes
Me:
*I place a sock on counter*
My mom:
What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the
sock*
Me:
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom:
wait what?
Me:
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
Me:
*runs to room*
(Harry
Potter if you where wondering)
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