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me: can you please stop smoking? mom: well only if you get a




        me: can you please stop smoking?
        mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.


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pervey_sage_girl 1 decade ago
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lol sucks for all those people who didnt realise this was a joke
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HoLLiStEr25BbY 1 decade ago
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Yes' because I'm sure your mom thought of Witty as soon as you asked her that. Seems sooooooo logical.
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shootingstar87 1 decade ago
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SARCASM HONEY
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HoLLiStEr25BbY 1 decade ago
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Oh wow how could you tell.
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shootingstar87 1 decade ago
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because i wrote the quote...
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HoLLiStEr25BbY 1 decade ago
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Oh I thought this quote was serious and you were telling me about my sarcasm.
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DarkRoomWithEyes 1 decade ago
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Lol 931 faves? Is your mom trying to quit?
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shootingstar87 1 decade ago
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no, it's a joke about how people post quotes saying if i get 500 favs my mom will quit
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AllyReneexD 1 decade ago
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..I just now got that
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1DRPhenomeniall 1 decade ago
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Ha In ur face mom xx :)
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mustachedbunny 1 decade ago
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lololol nice one
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lunaisawesome 1 decade ago
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HAHHAHAA
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Whor_an 1 decade ago
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LOLOLOL. when i first read this, i was laughing so hard.
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fuhreckles88 1 decade ago
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Im glad someone said it!! :)
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cheerluverforlife 1 decade ago
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lol ikr?
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giveyourheartabreak 1 decade ago
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this is hilarious lol hahahahahahahahahahahhaaha
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kristii 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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shootingstar87 1 decade ago
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everyone, my mom does not smoke, and she did not tell me to get a quote with 500 favs. this is a sarcastic quote about all of those "like and my mom will quit smoking!" quotes.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Lololol. Um... is this true?
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Gemma_ 1 decade ago
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hahhahahaahhah :D
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Annamaria25 1 decade ago
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hahahahaah. i truly hope ur kidding. lol
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GildedNightmare 1 decade ago
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Do you people not understand the obvious sarcasm...? O.o
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Steve 1 decade ago
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You need to be 13 or older to understand sarcasm
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DreamingDirectioner 1 decade ago
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omg steeeeeeveeeeeee haaaay hows it gooooing
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mangagirl 1 decade ago
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Oh Hai Dere Steve
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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STEVE BRO. hey.
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Pesadilla 1 decade ago
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AHAHAH wow omg i love this
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GildedNightmare 1 decade ago
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Haha! That was a good one!
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PurplePinkDreams 1 decade ago
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you're awesome ok
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.joyriding.* 1 decade ago
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It is by farthe cruellest way to communicate, don't you think?
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TheOtherDirection 1 decade ago
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ahahahaha XD
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mars* 1 decade ago
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WOOAH, Sassy Steve! YOU GO DINOSAUR!!
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 1 decade ago
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WOAH SOMEONE'S SASSY. Lol jk that's brilliant
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fuhreckles88 1 decade ago
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LOL, I just saw this. It was...witty XD
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dontlickmyhamster 1 decade ago
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Steve, you are amazing
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nebraska99 1 decade ago
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Steve, I love you
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LauzHeys 1 decade ago
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If this is a joke, this is funny xD
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Ethanol 1 decade ago
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DYING OF LAUGHTER
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AlyssaLovesYou13 1 decade ago
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favorite quote on here rn
people need to stop doing that -.- its freaking annoying
and for all of you that don't get it it's a sarcastic joke because people keep doing it , its stupid. so stahp
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posted October 21, 2012 at 3:32pm UTC tagged with funny

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