Mind. Fu.cked. Read this- "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

He's not an egg?
childhood=ruined.

ever thought that maybe, just maybe they didnt mean physically? humans do break. humans break so bad. maybe the wall represents trust and the fall rrepresents when humpty wasnt loved. nobody can heal someone whos heart broken. maybe. just maybe. humpty was us. humpty was me.

Yes, Humpty Dumpty was actually a poem written in a war, but school teachers thought it'd be a splendid idea to make it into a nursery rhyme and to make it more 'child friendly' they made him an egg instead.

"According to an insert taken from the East Anglia Tourist Board in England, Humpty Dumpty was a powerful cannon during the English Civil War that was mounted on top of the St Mary's at the Wall Church in Colchester in order to defend the city against siege in the summer of 1648, The church tower was hit by the enemy and the top of the tower was blown off, sending "Humpty" the cannon tumbling to the ground. Naturally the King's men tried to mend "him" " Erhm.. I googled it..

I always thought he was a potato.
Which I still say he is.

hahhahahaha omg.^^

If "All the king's horses and all the kings men, Couldn't put Humpty together again" it means he had to break when he fell.
Humans don't break.
Eggs do.
There ya go.

I agree with you, plus, it says "they couldn't put humpty together again" If you can't put it together again, that's an egg.

Eggs aren't the only things you can't put back together after they fall and break... There's glass, and, you know, human skulls.

Well you can put glass and skulls together, you just need a lot of super glue and have A LOT of time on your hands :D

and no one has that kind of time, we are all wasting it on witty.

I told my mum this and she said "Are you on of those conspiracy groups?" I don't know why xD

hes been portrayed as an egg since the early 1800s theres probably some messed up reason behind it lol

that's what I've always said. It kind aggravates me that they make him an egg. Like why an egg?