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Me: im fat. Friends: .... My friend: im fat. Friends: WHAT O

Me: im fat.
Friends: ....

My friend: im fat.
Friends: WHAT O MY JESUS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OMFG MY LEFT LEG WEIGHS MORE THAN YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE MADE FROM LOVE ASDFGHJKL STOP LEMME FEED YOU MY LITTLE PRECIOUS THING DONT EVER SAY THAT OH MY. WOAH.
Me: *facepalm*

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