Me: im fat.
Friends: ....
My friend: im fat.
Friends: WHAT O MY JESUS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OMFG MY LEFT
LEG WEIGHS MORE THAN YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE MADE FROM LOVE
ASDFGHJKL STOP LEMME FEED YOU MY LITTLE PRECIOUS THING DONT EVER
SAY THAT OH MY. WOAH.
Me: *facepalm*